Good points.

It is true that while the contest happens on the inside the Beaver Security Force will be on the outside and too occupied to witness the GCBEC spectacle. However, there are perks and reasons to pARTicipate.

In the past it has been the pleasure of the surly Skynyrd Enforcers to be as forceful as necessary to keep the uninvited at bay (lonely boys, media crews, etc). They can be good and mean. Actually, I don’t know them any other way. In fact, because they were telling me who could come in and who couldn’t and when I could start my own contest I’ve decided to create the Beaver Security Force, hopefully to be a little more hospitable while still firm. If you feel you can be hospitable while firm then this might be fun for you. Several off-duty Rangers will be participating as security this year.

If you have a reason not to be a contestant or cheerleader (such as an absent spouse), yet would like to support the GCBEC, then this might be fun for you.

As part of the Beaver Security Force you’ll be able to get an exclusive ball cap (contact Vertumnus). You’ll also receive a special pendant graciously donated by DustDevil.

Let’s not forget the tragic fact that sometimes eager beavers are turned away due to venue size limitations. You will be surprised by the bounty of beverages, schwag, gifts, and other loot that is heaped upon the security team by the seriously eager beavers in order to gain preferential entry.

After the Great Canadian Beaver Eating Contest there will be a Post-GCBEC Cuddle Party (basically a sex fest afterwards). Security members are welcome to participate in that orgy of delights or continue as door security. Rules of entry to be discussed on this Tribe in another listing.

If you need a moral reason, in addition to gifting your time and energy, you will be helping to ensure the future of Burning Man by keeping private events safe and private so that law enforcement and the citizens of Black Rock City won’t have issue with the GCBEC, the venue, or the great and radical Burning Man event.

Burn on,
~ jSunshine *

Excrement! We can always use a beaver protest or few. No publicity is bad publicity. More is my favourite number.

Protest all you want, but I think it's important to sport wood so I eat beaver.

Save a tree, eat more beaver!

woody,
~ jSunshine *